Attributed to one of the most celebrated MacThoy
Kilsa the Off-Key, the story goes that
she was caught in the midst of doing
laundry and preparing a supper of haggis when
unwanted guests arrived.
A section of an illuminated manuscript
created at the
Abbey of Lost Wages. It depicts
Kilsa & the Vikings, when Kilsa the
Off-Key staved off a Viking attack in 1066
our heroine snatched some lingerie off the line
and using it as a makeshift sling began pelting
her opponents with haggis until they chose to
give over the field.