Foinah Jameson


"She said that to me last night?  Well, what did I say?"

Tablero Rating:
Untested but cunning.  Watch yer arse!
Favorite Drink:
Uische baitha. . .
the water of life
Theme Song:
Born Free or
The Ballad of Iorek Biorsen--The Armored Bear of Svalbard
Favorite Sport:
Drinking, enemy head soccer
Powers:
metabolize whiskey into water upon consumption.  Many a foe has fallen from this power. . .
Weakness:
love of a truly righteous man. . . yeah right!  Sparkly things.
Defamations:  Foinah the Wicked, Bear tackler, boiler of children, Shnerfler Mistress of pleasure and doom, Bare-breasted warrior, Priestess of Nöki Nöki, Foi, MacThoy, and finally Chief cook and bottle washer of Inebria Keep.....
Noteworthy Actions: Repelled the apes at Banmacbhonnabie, shat circles around Sir Pennimore of Uptonshire, ghost wrote the articles of rebellion for the colonies, pinched sixteen quinced from the Baron of Wald's campaign tent and out drank ten strapping McGurns without their being any wiser.  Oh, yeah.  She also owns Ireland.