In the well preserved
grave, the remains of an adult male with a
chain mail codpiece was unearthed.
detailing and distinctive weave pattern of the cod piece matches
descriptions in the histories kept by the Abbey
of Lost Wages on the Isle of Lude.
"T-bone" has no doubt that this
is the Enchanted Cod Piece given to the original Poonseeker, Arthorgrim
"the Scintillating" Poonseeker, by the
Jade of the Loch.
that the cod piece flawlessly guides the wearer to the "nearest willing wench."
for grants to conduct further study with the artifact to authentic it beyond a shadow of a
He was last seen
wandering aimlessly through a nursing home.
taken to Thorgrim Labs for processing,
cataloguing and restoration.