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Isn’t It awfully Nice To Have A Penis

Monty Python

Isn’t it awfully nice to have a Penis
Isn’t if frightfully good to have a dong
It’s swell to have a stiffy
It’s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick

So, Three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock

Don’t take it out in public
Or they will put you in the dock

And you won’t come back…

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