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Hell will have flat beer & everyone
will have the genitalia of a Barbie
Doll
--Reverend O
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Welcome
to
the Chapel
The current Sermon:
Dreams come true
This is about entitlement. So I
was doing some clergyish reconnaissance
by flipping TV channels the other day,
and really stopping a lot on the jesusy
channels and listening to preachers
preach. There was a ridiculous sermon
about entitlement. This one asshole in
particular was preaching that his
parishioners had an entitlement to
preferential treatment because they were
followers of Jesus (which I think is a
big fat joke cuz supposedly god told
Moses that the masses should have "no
gods before me" and now all these
assholes worship JC. What a bunch of
fuck nuts. It's like, selective bible
thumping these days in amerikkka.I
digress.
So if this asshole could tell his flock, or whatever, that
the guy at the grocery store, the home loan guy, the boss you
want to hire you, the person you just rear ended, or whoever,
would treat you with extra special kindness just because you
believed in something and that entitled you, then I now say to
you, my beloved Clan MacThoy, You Are Entitled. If you believe
in the Clan, and you accept whatever is is you think is right as
your personal saviour or guiding force or master decision making
frijoles, then you deserve preferential treatment in all things.
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The Reverend O
You deserve and
are hereby entitled by the clergy of
the clan, to take any situation you
wish to steer toward your own
benefit and do so. Talk to the right
people, wait in the right person's
office often enough to get the
fucking impossible accomplished,
know that the grocery store guy is
going to see that you are wearing
the invisible entitlement of the
Clan MacThoy, and he will do good
unto you, the potential boss, mate,
car salesman, art supply store
manager, will give you a discount or
job or raise or sweet sweet sex, or
benefit of some kind if you ask as
if you are entitled. You don't have
to mention the Clan, just ask for
the benefit, and you shall receive.
If the fucking leftover Puritans can
do it , so shall we!!! It's like we
have broken their secret code. I
love cable television.
Blessing to you
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