The Play: A 100 yard dash (??) in which the
first individual to get the lazy sot to the finish line wins. How you get him down the
field is your own affair.
In the past winning entries have included: cattle
prods, cat O' nine tails, hornets nests in the drunkards BVD's, Beer on a stick,
open keg on the finish line etc. (The last one ended up in a six way tie.)