A clean house is a thing of Beauty. Both a refuge against the
World and a sanctuary for the Spirit. Be sure to visit one regularly.
--Hell Louise Collection
On Wine corks:
There are times when you move,
you have to live between two houses. That means, you may
accidentally separate your wine from your cork screw. However,
always keep a corkscrew in your travelbag [shave kit] as a
spare. (This does not include the four other corkscrews you
should have anyway) If you keep the extra portable cork screw,
you will be safe. *hic*
Helpful hint #2:
When moving, it is just common sense to
finish off all of the open bottles of
alcohol in the house so that you do not have
to move them or risk spilling any. Start
with the sweet stuff liquors and work your
way through to the Everclear at the end.
This *hic* should be accompanied by lots of
fatty foods so as to reduce the hangover the
Also, if your
coffee pot has a timer on it, set it for
about 10:30 the next day, so you can be up
nice and early to get in the mood to
Father Ben the
current keeper of the Hell Louise documents
is the self-described Martha Stewart of
drunks, except he's cuter and has yet to be
prepared, we used to say in the boy scouts.
I am prePARED... for boyscouts over 21."